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Instant haggis

Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin'-race.
Aboon them a' ye tak' yer ...

Ping!

Macsween Microwave Haggis Portions (2x65g): found at £1.49 in Waitrose.

Yes, as Homecoming Year dies down and we can get on with Scotland as a contemporary (rather than shortbread-nostalgic) location, the world is now ready for one-minute haggis.

 

And very good it is too: it's simply the inside of a Macsween haggis (always one of the best), shaped into a small-burger-sized disc, and vacuum-packed. It forms part of the classic Full Scottish breakfast (and is so much better done this way than fried, as one finds in most establishments). Serve it after the bells — and with the Bell's, if that's your tipple — to usher in 2010.

But open out the cardboard sleeve, and a whole haggis-world opens up, from pizza to pakora to 'TexMac' nachos, as the company recipe website shows.

It is tempting to write microwaveable haggis off as a gimmick, but it's good, quick and clean, and is ideal for the smaller-scale uses which make it an everyday food, rather than one put on an Ayrshire pedestal once a year. Ah, haggis-burger with a smear of chipotle ketchup: a more successful Central American Scots foray than the ill-fated Darien Scheme.